On decoherence in quantum gravity

Without a shadow of a doubt, the procrastinator's superpower is stretching - literally stretching- time in their favor.
A procrastinator with a bad memory -ah- that's what I call pure magic, as they have the ability to make time almost invisible, if not extinct.
A bored procrastinator with a bad memory is in a constant standstill in time.
For, defying action, time and memory at the same time means they are in a state of being and not being at the same time (yeah I know, Schrödinger would be so proud!)

 References:
Time Might Not Exist Outside of Our Minds, Propose Scientists
On decoherence in quantum gravity