Ερωτηματολόγιο Προυστ (λήψη 2017)

1. What is your idea of perfect happiness? Lay's
2. What is your greatest fear? Lack of Lay's
3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? Next
4. What is the trait you most deplore in others? I never pay that much attention to others
5. Which living person do you most admire? Everyone who survives the day
6. What is your greatest extravagance? See qu.15
7. What is your current state of mind? *laughs hysterically then cries and vice versa*
8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue? Using the word virtue
9. On what occasion do you lie? I really don't want to make this all about me
10. What do you most dislike about your appearance? Gosh Marcel!
11. Which living person do you most despise? Depends on the day
12. What is the quality you most like in a man? Depends on the night
13. What is the quality you most like in a woman? Define "quality"
14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse? I overuse emoticons
15. What or who is the greatest love of your life? We'll know when my life's over
16. When and where were you happiest?  See qu.15
17. Which talent would you most like to have? See qu. 15
18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? My sneezing octaves
19. What do you consider your greatest achievement? That it's question 19 and I'm not bored yet
20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be? Laughing gas
21. Where would you most like to live? Where I already live-in my head
22. What is your most treasured possession? My books
23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? The human condition
24. What is your favorite occupation? Mocking the human condition
25. What is your most marked characteristic? Next
26. What do you most value in your friends? Facebook or the other ones?
    
27. Who are your favorite writers? Dead or overrated mostly. Or both.
28. Who is your hero of fiction? We are all heroes of fiction. Without Hollywood contracts.
29. Which historical figure do you most identify with? Lucy, the Australopithecus afarensis
30. Who are your heroes in real life? My family
31. What are your favorite names? The names we never dare to call each other in person
32. What is it that you most dislike? It would take ages
33. What is your greatest regret? No regrets
34. How would you like to die? Air guitaring in front of a real audience
35. What is your motto? Always delete your browser history

And you are?

I’m fire and ice trapped in a stone.

In daylight, ice keeps my heart still.

At night, I dance with fire.

So if you want to get a glimpse inside, you will have to break me.

Newsflash: I can never be broken, only scarred with another diamond.

Or with a light saber.

So good luck with that.